a-dur:

onefitmodel:

realising that we’re almost halfway through the year 2013 and i have literally achieved nothing 

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realising that you’re reading this almost halfway through 2014 and still haven’t achieved anything

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bbc merlin + colours [x]
autumn greenery



New favourite joke:

merinnan:

where-am-i-send-help:

ougbad:

karlimeaghan:

A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says ”Five beers, please.”

i dont get it

No one explain it

A Roman walks into a bar and says, “I’ll have a martinus.”

"Don’t you mean a martini?" asks the bartender.

And the Roman replies, “No, if I wanted two, I would have said so.”



Phil the Lion vs. Dan the Dinosaur! - WATER RACE


bloggingfrominsidethetardis:

modern Hogwarts headcanon

muggleborn sixth years jumping from moving staircase to moving staircase shouting “PARKOUR”



queermerlin:

merthur + 1.03

Arthur’s the idiot. No, he was right to do what he did. And, thankfully, he saved you from your own stupidity. What else could I do? It’s my fault Gwen’s going to die. Yes, but you don’t prove her innocence by offering to jump into the flames. You do it by finding out what’s causing the disease! Well, whatever it is, one thing’s for sure: Arthur’s not going to find it. He thinks he is so sharp! But even when I told him I was a wizard, he still couldn’t see it.



unfriendlyasiangirl:

me: ok i’ll study at 8:00

clock: 8:00

me: *pretends i didn’t see*





sinyhale:

// stiles text :: requested by sterekofthebaskervilles



Most people are really nice but some stare, like you`re some kind of zoo exhibit and not a real person with real feelings. ― Emma Watson







alt-j:

why do people make viruses like why do you have to be an asshole



gnarly:

the older I get, the more I understand squidwards anger